he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Drake has all the answers
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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