Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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