ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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