I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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