Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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