What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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