Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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