Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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