I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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