we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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