it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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