Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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