And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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