Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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