Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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