I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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