Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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