4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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