windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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