I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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