You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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