I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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