ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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