i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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