Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
