I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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