I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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