I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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