No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
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my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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