well most of my day revolves around power hour
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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