I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Well I just put wine in my tea
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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