it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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