the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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