I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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