He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Randomize