Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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