do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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