They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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