im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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