just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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