Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
