Your face is a jimmy john
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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