We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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