Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You don't make any sense
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