Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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