I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I didn't notice because vodka
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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