wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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