i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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