didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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