My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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