Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize