Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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