I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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