Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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