I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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