Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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