if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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